Azman life journey

Salam semua……….

topik kali ini aku bukak pasal “SPEEDTEST”. Baru-baru ni aku ke KL dari Muar. Bertolak dari Bakri jam 1700hrs , sampai tol Tangkak dalam 1735hrs, slow sikit sbb hujan dan follow belakang bapak lori gajah! Pas ambik tiket transit aku terus menghala ke arah KL…

Aku berhenti isi minyak di hentian R&R Ayer Keroh, Melaka jam berapa aku xingat. Then aku terus bertolak ke KL semula. Tau jam berapa aku sampai Tol Sungai Besi? hehehehe….

Aku sampai tol Sungai Besi dalam jam 1855hrs!!!! Kira aku sampai ke situ kurang dari 2 jam menggunakan kereta kompak kesayangan aku Silver Rider@Naza Suria. Memang aku akui kalau berbanding kereta yang lebih besar cc nya perkara tu biasa-biasa je tapi bagi kereta kompak memang masa yang dalam kategori pantas…try laa bawak ikut had laju standard kalau boleh sampai sama masa mcm tu…..aku yakin gerenti tak boleh menyamai punya wa cakap lu….

Hehehehehe….walaupun aku sampai tol Sungai Besi awal tapi timbul masalah lain pulak. Hari hujan dan jalan jem strawberry daa….blom kira aku terlajak susur keluar lagi,tempat dekat makin jauh aku pegi. Huhuhu..apa daa nasib.

Sesat punya sesat last-last sampai jugak aku ke FLORA DAMANSARA. Terima kasih,jutaan terima kasih kepada Zairol roydotcom sebab bagi aku tumpang umah dia 2 malam. Jasamu dikenang, hanya ALLAH yang akan membalasnya.

OK…..cirita ni sampingan je..kehkehkeh. sebenarnya aku nak bagitau satu link untuk kita test berapa internet speed kita.

http://www.speedtest.net

xde kaitan langsung dengan cerita aku speeding atas highway.hahahaha

ku mahu kau tahu unplugged cover

Hehehehehe…percubaan untuk mengasah bakat di youtube, aku saje-saje je ambik video pastu upload dlm youtube. Lagipun lama dah xexpose diri kat depan orang…dulu-dulu main band pun jadi gitar kedua je, xberapa menonjol sgt.
Apa-apa pun aku nekad walaupun aku tau aku xsebaik mana pun dalam muzik. Jari pun dah keras lama sangat xmain gitar.

Semasa aku dalam Darjah 6 Melur di Sekolah Rendah Bantuan Mejar Jeneral Dato Ibrahim,Kuching Sarawak

Ni laa gambar masa aku sekolah rendah dulu, hahahaha. Darjah 6 Melur Sekolah Rendah Bantuan Mejar Jeneral Dato Ibrahim yang terletak di dalam Kem Semenggo,bt7 Kuching Sarawak.

Salam semua,agak lama jugak aku tak mengupdatekan blog aku ni, celcom berukband aku ada masalah laa nak upload2 ni.huhuhuhu.
Ok, kali ni aku nak tunjukkan sesuatu yang aneh bagi aku dan mungkin juga korang. Petang tadi aku ke pasar malam Taman Selasih,Kulim. Tujuan aku nak beli ayam separuh , tauge rm0.50 dan daging lembu setengah kilo. Masa aku ke gerai menjual daging aku terus je bagitau brader jual daging tu aku nak setengah kilo. Sambil-sambil tu mata aku liar memerhati sekitar gerai dan aku terpandang sesuatu yang ganjil dan jarang ditemui atau dilihat oleh kita…..

Benda yang dimaksudkan ialah OTAK lembu.

Nampak seperti otak manusia kan? tapi itu laa realitinya otak lembu, yang sering digunakan sebagai perumpamaan merujuk kepada mereka yang bodoh, bahalul, kurang bijak dsb… aku pun hairan kenapa otak lembu ni dipamerkan di gerai tersebut. Mungkinkah ada orang yang makanan kegemarannya otak lembu?

Masakan apakah yang sesuai untuk otak lembu? hmmmmm, macam-macam persoalan timbul sepanjang aku berada di pasar malam tadi. Sekian lama aku membeli daging belum pernah aku dapat tengok otak lembu. Ni laa first time kata orang kampung aku.!!!!

Kalau korang laa tergamak ke nak makan otak?

Oleh Dr Zain Azrai, London

The argument in this thread from day one is
the cost of living in each country (especially UK and Europe based on what you earn in
the respective country and whether the standards are higher than in Malaysia.

I tried to point out that many Malaysians always convert and that is why they say the
UK is expensive. In fact, the cost of living is much cheaper than in Malaysia.

In actual fact, Malaysians are being conned because for such a rich and resource rich
country, the pay in Malaysia is way too low compared to the cost of living and
inflation.

One good example is Singapore.

Singaporeans (average) earns around S$3000 to S$4000 and nearly everything is half the
price of Malaysia. Eg; clothes, computer parts, electronics etc. But the average
Malaysian still earns RM$2000 plus and goods are double the price of Singapore.

This is the same as the UK. If you earn around 2000 pounds, you can liken this to the
person earning RM$2000 in Malaysia. I give you some examples below. Maybe you can
understand.

1) Good terrace house
It is more or less the same. If you want a house in KL, it would most probably be in
Puchong and not Damansara Heights. So your house would be RM$200,000. In UK (London!),
you can get a decent new house in Zone 6 (still within the tube) for 200,000 pounds.

If non London, you can get a nice house also for less than 200,000 pounds outside
London (Manchester = <100, 000 pounds). The same also applies to buying a house in
Seremban, Kajang etc. You can buy a nice house for RM200, 000 below. So buying a house
is the same for the local and the Malaysian.

Renting a place is the same too or maybe cheaper than in Malaysia (I am not sure of
this). A 2-bedroom flat in London is about 750 pounds (Zone 2). 500 pounds outside Zone
6 but still able to commute to London. A 2-bedroom house in Nottingham is 450 to 500
pounds. A 3-bedroom house in Belfast and Manchester is about 300-350 pounds.

2) A car
A good Wira is RM$55,000. Most Malaysians have to take 7-year loans and be in debt all
the time. If you are earning RM$2000 a month, you take nearly 3 years saving the
RM$2000 with not eating at all just to buy a Wira.

In UK, the average local earns about 2000 pounds. He saves 3 months, he can buy
outright a good Ford Fiesta or a Vauxhall Corsa without being in debt.

If buying a second hand car, even better. A 1990 Mercedes 190E cost 500 pounds. My 1996
Mercedes E220 cost 2000 pounds. My friend just gave me his 1989 Honda Accord (Auto) for
free because he said he could only get 30 pounds for it.

I used it for a few months and decided to give it of for free too. That alone speaks
for itself.

Even if you are kuli or an office boy, you still can drive a Mercedes or a BM. Yes,
kuli’s and office boy’s get paid quite well.

Average temp/office boy in London can earn about 7 to 10 pounds and hour. Overtime is
1.5 times or double. A brick-layer can earn 20 pounds an hour.

The same Indon who lays bricks in Malaysia earns RM$50 for the whole day.

Before I became a doctor, I used to be an office boy and I earned near 300 pounds a
week working about 70 hours a week. My makan was 30 pounds a week. My rent was 70
pounds a week for a room but I still drove a BMW back then. I bought the 10-year old
BMW 3 Series car for 200 pounds.

Amazing how an office boy can drive a safe and luxurious car.

3) Petrol
For a UK person earning 2000 pounds, 80 pence (now: 92 pence) a litre/gallon is cheaper
than RM$1.52 (now: RM$1.92!) paid in Malaysia. If you don’t convert, it is like paying
80 sen a litre in Malaysia

4) Shopping
20 pounds (which is 1% of 2000 pounds) can buy you 1 week’s worth of groceries in
Tesco. RM$100 (which is 10% of RM$2000) can also buy you 1 week’s worth of groceries in
Giant or Carrefour.

5) Utility Bills (This is what I pay in UK)
1. Virtually non-stop heating the whole day only 20 pounds a month (Only 1% of the
2000 pounds earned).
2. Electricity, I use my electricity maximum only 20 pounds a month.(Only 1% of the
2000 pounds earned)
3. My water bill also comes to about 20 pounds a month (Only 1% of the 2000 pounds
earned)
4. My internet – I get 2Mbps for about 25 pounds (Bulldog DSL) (Also slightly above
1% of the 2000 pounds earned)
5. Astro Equivalent (NTL cable or Sky) – 30 pounds per month (Also slightly above 1%
of the 2000 pounds earned)

In Malaysia, this is what I used to pay
1. Tenaga Bill comes to RM$200 to RM300 a month with 3 air-cons. This is more than
10% of the RM$2000 earned)
2. Water (Puas) comes to RM$40 (This is about 2% of the RM$2000 earned)
3. Astro RM$100 (if you take Chinese package) (This is about 5% of the RM$2000 you
earn)
4. Internet Streamyx 512K RM 88 per month (This is about 5% of RM2000 you earn)

6) Books
A good book is about 10 to 15 pounds in the UK. This is less than 1% of the 2000 pounds
you earn. In Malaysia, you have to spend RM$75 to RM$100 for a decent book in MPH or
Kinokuniya in KLCC. This is about 5% of the RM$2000 ringgit you earn.

7) Education
I think it is about RM$20,000 per year to do a degree in Sunway Monash and about
RM$12,000 per year to send your kid to UM, UKM, USM etc. I am not sure about this.

But in UK, it is only 3000 pounds a year to send your kid to a great university. That
also, the white man still makes a lot of noise because the grants were taken away.
Previously, it was virtually free for the English man to send his kid to university but
now, since the grant was taken away, he has to spend 3000 pounds per year to send his
kid to university and less money to get drunk in the pub.

Well, if you are earning RM$2000 ringgit, sending your kid to UM to study is quite
difficult. If you are earning 2000 pounds per month, you can easily send you kid to
university in the UK.

(Roydotcom: FYI, Education in Germany is still free until now (2009)

9) Health
NHS is free. Though the service is slow, quality is still there. You still can get a
top quality by-pass for free although you may have to wait many months.

In Malaysia, IJN charges RM$30,000. SJMC charges RM$50,000. GH is free but as many
people know, GH and UH have clown doctors.

10) Assessments to local councils
I may pay high council tax but at least my council assures my streets are clean and
safe, got no holes (pot holes) on my roads, and they jump and attend to me whenever I
call them.

When I stayed in Malaysia, I paid my assessment and quite rent but MPSJ I lived in
Subang) told me to “podah” whenever I asked them to come and fill up the pot holes, cut
the long lalang, put street lighting etc The councils, especially MPPJ and MPSJ, were
more interested in eating nasi lemak and going for 10 teh tariks in a day during office
hours and hardly did anything for their residents.

11) Income Tax
My national insurance and income tax also is not wasted. When I was unemployed in 1997,
the government ia social security paid for my 2-bedroom flat for one whole year and I
was given about 100 pounds per week for me and my wife to live on. I am happy to know
that one day if I lose my job, I can still claim social security and get my apartment
paid and food to eat again for free. It is a good security to know.

The list goes on. Here alone you can see, the sterling you earn goes a long way in the
UK. So your quality of life is far better in the UK than a Malaysian in Malaysia. It is
just that Malaysians are just too content with what they have. But you compare apple
for apple.

The British just love to complain. They have it made but still they love to complain.
Nothing is good enough for the British. The government gives the citizens so much but
they still seem to want more and more.

(artikel ni aku ambik dr blog kawan aku http://roydotcom.wordpress.com dan setelah mendapat keizinan beliau maka aku copy paste kat blog aku plak)

Kadang-kadang aku bangga memiliki kelajuan internet melalui broadband advance yang aku langgan dari Celcom, tatkala member aku yang lain hanya menggunakan pakej basic je. Namun apa ang aku sangat kesalkan adalah lokasi kekerapan aku berada yang mana aku ni selalu “outstation”. Kena tempat yang ada rangkaian 3GX memang aku happy sangat laa, kena tempat yang langsung xde 3G buat aku angin satu badan je. Padahal kalau diikutkan tempat tersebut dah patut ada 3G. Tau-tau aje laa, kalau setakat 2G/GPRS memang xberbaloi laa ambik pakej mahal!!!
Aku rasa ramai rakyat Malaysia yang senasib dengan aku ni. wakakakaka, asyik merungut dengan talian broadband yang lembab. Kalau dah laju tu laju giler, kalau slow plak sampai xboleh nak connect.
Celcom adalah diantara pioneer broadband di negara kita dan aku harap pihak Celcom boleh memperbaiki mutu perkhidmatan broadband mereka. Dengan ini pelanggan akan berpuas hati dengan mutu perkhidmatan dan seterusnya akan kekal menjadi pelanggan setia. Macam aku ni laa, tetap setia bersama Celcom selagi kontrak broadband aku tak tamat lagi. Kalau ada atau muncul pakej dari syarikat lain yang menawarkan fungsi yang lebih mantap dengan harga yang hampir sama mungkin aku akan beralih arah jugak.

Filem lakonan aktor berbakat Hollywood “Tom Hanks” bersama hero mati “Titanic” Leonardo Dicaprio ini memang hebat!!! Aku syorkan sesiapa sahaja untuk menonton filem ini. Perlu diingatkan filem ni bukanlah filem baru, cuma ada di antara kita yang ter”miss” untuk menontonnya.
Filem ini mengisahkan tentang seorang remaja bernama Frank William Abagnale Junior yang hidup dalam suasana perpecahan keluarga di mana ibu bapanya bercerai. Pada mulanya Frank seperti remaja lain, hidup bahagia dan gembira bersama keluarga namun selepas ibu bapanya bercerai Frank melarikan diri keluar dari rumah tanpa tujuan. Frank mula memalsukan cek untuk mendapatkan wang tunai dan semenjak dari itu Frank memiliki kepakaran memalsukan cek serta pandai menyamar. Frank menggunakan pelbagai identiti semasa menipu. Beliau menjadi seorang guru gantian( di awal cerita ) , juruterbang, doktor dan macam-macam lagi sehinggalah seorang agen FBI “Carl Hanratty” lakonan Tom Hanks berjaya menjejaki beliau.
Nak tahu lebih lanjut tengok laa sendiri.
Filem ni berdasarkan kisah benar. TAKDE tipu-tipu punyer….

Disebalik kehebatan Man Utd beraksi menentang pasukan Malaysia aku nak komen sikit pasal peminat fanatik….maaflah, aku memang tak minat Man Utd tapi bukan bermakna aku nak kutuk team tu. Aku cuma tak berpuas hati kat penyokong fanatik mereka…
Bagi aku walau minat macam mana sekali pun bawak laa bendera Malaysia paling kurang kalau tak mau pakai jersi Malaysia atau baju warna kuning. Tak patriotik langsung. Ni sebahagian kecil je yang buat macam tu. Rasa macam tengok kat tempat diorang plak. Bukan ada hasil pun, Man Utd menang ke kalah ke $$$ tetap dapat kat diorang.
Syabas pasukan Malaysia, walaupun tak sebagus mana tapi semangat juang tu yang penting. Harap tingkatkan skil individu masing-masing, hantaran yang tepat dan larian yang pantas. Bak kata orang, kalah dalam tangan menang belum tentu. Walau Man Utd hanya bermain seperti latihan biasa mereka, sekurang-kurangnya diorang bolos jugak 2 gol, konon-konon nak makan kita senang-senang laa.
Kepada pasukan kebangsaan kita, jangan laa pulak besar kepala lepas dapat jaring 2 gol tu. Tu baru 1st game, hahaha. Bila laa korang ni berjaya menaikkan ranking pasukan, harap-harap dalam masa terdekat ni.
Kalau ada perkataan menyinggung peminat Man Utd, aku mintak maaf. Ini pandangan peribadi aku.

Setiap hari tanpa disedari kita kehilangan 1 saat. Aku dari dulu lagi selalu berdebat mengenai perkara ni.
Mengikut perkiraan sistem 24jam pukul sebelas lima puluh sembilan adalah 23:59 tetapi apabila masuk je waktu tengah malam iaitu seminit kemudian angka jam akan menunjukkan 0:00:00 bukan 24:00:00 sebagaimana yang sepatutnya.hehehe, kalau begitu sistem masa tersebut bukan laa sistem 24jam tetapi sistem 23jam 59minit 59saat.fikir-fikirkanlah…….

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